mom? yeah hey its me. i just called to—what? yeah i’m doing fine thanks. listen i was playing call of duty and this kid said some really shocking things about you and i just had to confirm that they weren’t true
there are five frogs staring at me right now
but only one can be america’s next top model
if you ever feel weak or powerless, just remember that I, am not. And I am out there, very dangerous and I am looking for you. Good luck
A Japanese bakery, Kinseiken Seika, is cooking up a storm and it’s getting all over the world wide web.
The dessert they are cooking up is the mizu shingen mochi and it is a rice cake that is made out of… you guessed it water from the Japanese Alps.
A Tweet from a customer said that the dessert “has a pleasant natural sweetness… (and) goes incredibly smoothly down your throat.”
These are like the little water drops in Bugs Life
He jumped in and meowed until i closed the door, maybe he thinks he is going in to space
Ground control to major Tom